
Well, it’s almost here - our last Lost fix until January of 2009. That sounds like a long, long time away doesn’t it? It’s about an hour until it starts - and I’m not about to make any predictions, especially since I was seriously wrong with my predictions for the Bones finale. I’m still reeling over that one.
I’ve heard we’re supposed to find out who was in the coffin in last season’s finale. It could be John, it could be Ben, it could be Michael. I have absolutely no idea. The only thing I have an inkling may happen is that Jin, Desmond, and Michael blow up on the freighter. And I’m seriously hoping I’m wrong about that, because my romantic heart wants Desmond to get his Penny back.
Okay, I took a quick break to put the kids to bed, and it’s time!
Press conference: Sayid says there are no other survivors.
And now we’re flash-forwarding to bearded, messed-up Jack and the final scene from last season. “We have to go back, Kate. We have to go back!” Ooo, this is new - Kate stops and backs up. Jeremy Bentham? Who in the heck is that? Did I miss something major?
Jack and Sawyer at the Orchid. Sawyer calls Jack, “Sundance” - classic. And there’s Hurley. And Jack and Locke are reunited.
Desmond - back away from the C4! It sounds like no matter what he does, there’s one result: Boom.
Commercial. Okay, here’s what Wikipedia says about Jeremy Bentham:
Jeremy Bentham (15 February 1748–6 June 1832) was an English jurist, philosopher, and legal and social reformer. He was a political radical, and a leading theorist in Anglo-American philosophy of law. He is best known for his advocacy of utilitarianism, for the concept of animal rights, and his opposition to the idea of natural rights, with his oft-quoted statement that the idea of such rights is “nonsense upon stilts.” He also influenced the development of welfarism.
We’re back - I’ll look up utilitarianism on the next commercial.
Ben surrendered himself to the “rambo dudes” and they’re taking him to the helicopter. Kate comes running out of the jungle, saying she’s being chased by The Others. But, no, she’s there to rescue Ben. Keamy chases Ben and is tackled by Sayid. A little foreshadowing of Sayid working for Ben, eh? And spooky Richard shoots Keamy. And Ben’s back in charge of his Others.
Okay - utilitarianism:
Utilitarianism is the idea that the moral worth of an action is solely determined by its contribution to overall utility in maximizing happiness or pleasure as summed among all persons. It is thus a form of consequentialism, meaning that the moral worth of an action is determined by its outcome—the ends justify the means.
Doesn’t that sound just like Ben?
And now Walt is visiting Hurley in the nuthouse. A much older Walt. Jeremy Bentham came to visit Walt. I’m so confused. And Hurley says they’re lying to protect those who didn’t come back - like Michael.
Locke asks Jack to stay on the island. He says, “You’re not supposed to go home.” “You’re here for a reason. And if you leave, this place, that knowledge is going to eat you alive from the inside out - until you decide to come back.” Prophetic. “You’re going to have to lie.”
Faith vs. reason again. “There’s no such thing as miracles.”
And, Ben’s back. “You couldn’t find the anthuriums, could you?”
Locke’s parting shot: “Lie to them, Jack. If you do it half as well as you lie to yourself, they’ll believe you.” Ouch.
Commercial. Okay, I searched Wikipedia’s list of characters from Lost, and there is no Jeremy Bentham on there. So I didn’t miss something - he’s new. Or is it someone’s alias? Hmmm…
Michael and Sun on the freighter, and Michael says it’s gonna be okay. She tells him she’s pregnant. He congratulates her, but first looks freaked. Michael wants to freeze the bomb.
Faraday is back on the beach to take the next group to the freighter. I think he really is a good guy. But, I’ve been wrong before.
Rose is scolding Miles - cute. Faraday says Miles and Charlotte must be on the raft with the next group. Miles says that Charlotte’s spent a lot of time trying to get “back” to the island. Mmm, okay.
Ben gives John another Dharma video to watch while he “takes care of business.”
Station 6 - “The Orchid” - allows the Dharma to conduce space-time experiments. The weird doctor says no inorganic material or metals in the vault. While Ben fills the vault with inorganic material and lots of metal. And, of course, the video glitches out.
“If you mean time traveling bunnies, yes.” ~grin~
And someone is coming down the elevator. “May I have my weapon back?”
Commercial - trailer for The Incredible Hulk.
Semicolon posted about Jeremy Bentham years ago, with a picture of his embalmed body that is apparently still on display at University College London. Ew. Sherry’s live-blogging Lost, too, but she’s ahead of me, time-zone-wise, so I’m not reading it yet.
And Hurley, Jack, and Sawyer make it to the helicopter and Sayid and Kate. Long looks between Sawyer and Kate.
“Hey, Kenny Rogers?” Love, love, love Sawyer’s nicknames.
So, we’ve got Jack, Kate, Hurley, Sayid - and Sawyer getting on the helicopter. But Sawyer isn’t one of the Oceanic 6, so what happens? Oh, man, he better not die. And, they’re off the island.
Back to the Orchid, Ben, and Locke. And Keamy walks in. Keamy, who was riddled with holes a few minutes ago. Body armor - or resurrection? And, Keamy’s got that thing strapped to his arm - heart rate monitor, dead man’s trigger. If his heart stops beating, the freighter blows up.
Locke’s going to talk some reason into him. And Ben’s beating him up, stabbing him. “You’ve just killed everybody on that boat.”
“So?” Gulp. Does he mean he doesn’t care? Or that it really doesn’t matter - in that they can’t be killed?
Commercial for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Anyone seen it yet?
Charlotte’s gonna stay. And Faraday says it could be forever. “Nothing’s forever.” Charlotte’s still looking for where she was born. “Goodbye, Daniel.”
Juliet won’t leave until everyone is safely off the island. “I’ll still be here when you get back.” Uh-oh.
Desmond almost cut the wrong wire. Yikes. Light’s still green. And now they’re looking at having to get everyone off the boat. Here comes the helicopter, but it’s losing fuel. There’s a bullet hole in the helicopter. Lapidus says to toss any extra weight off the chopper. Hmmm, is Sawyer going to play the hero? He whispers something to Kate, kisses her, says, “Just do it, Freckles” and jumps out of the chopper. He surfaces and starts swimming toward the island. Sob.
Sayid’s killing someone. Flash-forward again. And now he’s visiting Hurley and wants him to come with him somewhere safe. He tells Hurley that Bentham’s dead - and Hurley’s freaked. “Why are you calling him Bentham? His name is…” “Don’t say it.” And Hurley was playing chess with Mr. Ekko.
And, back to the chopper - they see the boat. Utter relief on Jack’s face. Only, Keamy is about to die. He’s dead - the light is red. Michael tells Jin and Des to leave and get everyone off the boat - Jin stays. Des gets to the deck to evacuate and sees the helicopter. “Oh, bloody hell.” He tries to wave them off, but Lapidus lands. They’re patching the holes in the chopper, fueling it up, getting the life raft. Sun wants to go back to Jin - but Kate says she’ll get him and for Jin to get baby Aaron onto the chopper.
Michael tells Jin to get to his wife and get her home. “Thank you, Michael.”
Sun, Aaron, Hurley, Jack, Sayid, Kate - they’re all on the chopper. Jin comes running out. Michaels hears the whispering and Christian Shepard shows up and says, “You can go now, Michael.” And the freighter blows. Oh my gosh. Poor Sun. Where’s Desmond?
Commercial. Take a breath.
Sun’s hysterical. “He’s gone.” Oh, there’s Des - he’s on the chopper, too. And Jack says, “Lapidus. Fly us back to the island.”
Flash-forward to Sun in London. Meeting Whitmore. “As you know, we’re not the only ones who left the island.” Is she referring to Ben - or someone else?
And, we’re back to Ben filling the time-travel vault with metallic objects. “If I were you, I’d duck.” And an explosion. “I’d better change.” He’s worried about wardrobe?
Sawyer swims to shore, and is greeted by Juliet. “Nice day for a swim.”
“That our boat?” “It was.”
Commercial. Boy, this post is long, and we still have 35 minutes or so to go.
Ben’s putting on a parka cause he’s going somewhere cold. “Whoever moves the island can never come back.” Ben leaves Locke in charge of the Others. “Goodbye, John. Sorry I made your life so miserable.” and “You’ll find your way, John. You always do.” And John Locke goes out to greet his loyal subjects. “Welcome home.”
Ben goes through the vault, past the smoking metal items, and into a tunnel. He starts down a ladder, breaks some ice, and is somewhere cold, where he breaks through the frozen ladder. There’s some sort of huge wheel. Ben says, “I hope you’re happy now, Jacob,” and starts to turn the wheel.
And everyone on the island and in the helicopter hears a weird vibrating sound. The wheel lights up, there’s some big flash, and the island is gone. And the helicopter is going down. “Brace yourselves.” Sayid throws out the life raft, and the chopper crashes into the ocean.
Commercial - another chance to catch our breath! Twenty or so minutes to go.
Jack surfaces. Kate hands the baby to Hurley in the life raft. Desmond’s face down in the water. They pull him into the raft. “Is he breathing?” No, no, no, no, no! Yes! And that sound you just heard was every female Lost fan with a weakness for a Scottish accent breathing a big sigh of relief.
“It’s okay. It’s okay. We’re alive.” In the middle of the ocean, on a life raft, with no land in sight. The look on Kate’s face says it all.
Flash-forward: Kate’s answering the phone to a clicking sound. Someone’s in her house. Leave it to Kate to have a huge gun in the closet. Oh. my. gosh. It’s Claire. “Don’t bring him back, okay? Don’t you dare bring him back.” Oh, it was just a dream. Psych.
What I want to know is how Jack thinks they can actually get back, if the island has been moved?
Back on the raft. Hurley tells them about Locke moving the island. And, in spite of what he saw with his own eyes, Jack says, “No, he didn’t.” Man, he’s stubborn.
Lapidus spots a boat. Jack says, “We’re gonna have to lie.” “Just let me do the talking.” And here’s the rescue. At last.
It’s Penny! Oh, man, they’ve got me crying again. “I love you, Penny, and I’ll never leave you again.” Sigh.
Commercial for Octagon Global Recruiting? Yep, it’s a Dharma site.
So, Des is staying with Penny, and the Oceanic 6 sets off on the life raft. “Don’t let them find you, Desmond. I’ll see you in another life.”
Jack and Sayid row the raft onto a beach full of people. Oh, the looks on their faces. Jack and Hurley look so relieved - they have no idea what is in store for them.
Flash-forward to weird, drugged-up Jack. Hoff’s Drawer? Is that what that building says? Jack breaks in. Oh, it’s a funeral home or morgue. Are we going to get to see the coffin’s occupant? Finally? “Jeremy Bentham.”
And…..
….Ben’s there, making Jack jump - and me, too. “Did he tell you that I was off the island?”
“He told me that after I left the island, some very bad things happened, and he told me that it was my fault for leaving. And he said that I had to go back.”
Ben: “The island won’t let you come alone. All of you have to go back.”
Jack’s asking Ben for advice? “I have a few ideas.” “I mean all of you. We have to take him back, too.”
And, it’s Locke in the coffin.
Okay, one question now that I’ve had time to process. Back when Charlie died - wasn’t it so that Claire could get off the island? ‘Cause in one of Desmond’s visions, he “saw” her getting onto the helicopter. I hope they explain that.
In the end, I really thought it would be Ben in the coffin - until he walked in and made me jump.
So, what did you think? Can you believe we have to wait until January?